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Jun
DIE FISH HITLER DIE!
Jake English
here’s that thing
AHH :3
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via miramay
I finished trickster designs
That blue thing in equius’s hair is supposed to be blueberry
via homestuckgirl31
May
Bedroom eyes if I ever saw a pair.
via davidtennantssideburnsMy brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
via squeakchic
via vaguelybritishmeI wonder what it’s like being the pretty girl.
The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks when she passes by. The girl that can wake up and go to school without even trying. The girl that everyone wants to be their friend. The girl that a lot of people like. The girl with such an amazing personality that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend. Yeah, I wonder what it’s like being that kind of girl.
sigh this….
:/
(Source: reeanna)
via omgitsnicole
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
