moving back to asheville tomorrow
Just because a person looks "normal" doesn't mean...
“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of... →
nevver: I’m sticking with a hard “G” (like “gift”}
kingdomofrains: saviltride: louie-t-seth: Nine: no rose paradoxes are serious stuff DONT TOUCH THE BABY Ten: okay fine we can have a few but be careful okay Eleven: FREE PARADOXES FOR EVERYBODY HERE YOU GO AMY HERE YOU GO RORY FOUR FOR YOU RIVER SONG YOU GO RIVER SONG And before that, we had Eight, who was like ‘well, I guess one little paradox won’t hurt…wait no, wait that’s not right oh...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
if you close your eyes and listen close / you can hear the chapter close– relient k
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Karkat "gets sent to detention every three days for cursing out teachers in class" Vantas
Aradia "obsessed with archaeology and addicted to minecraft" Megido
Tavros "huge Hispanic family which babies the hell out of him" Nitram
Sollux "aloof Asian gamer" Captor
Nepeta "has like 10 cats" Leijon
Kanaya "runs a huge babysitting service" Maryam
Terezi "has 10 volumes of law books in Braille" Pyrope
Vriska "used like three boxes to dye her whole head blue" Serket
Equius "that one kid that takes gym way too seriously" Zahhak
Gamzee "don't even ask" Makara
Eridan "Prep-school douchebag" Ampora
Feferi "captain of the varsity swim team" Peixes
abrickonjupiter: WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS WIND UP WITH BAD BODY IMAGES COME HERE SO I CAN LOVE YOU AND HELP YOU NOT GIVE A FUCK LOL WAT IS GOOD BODY IMG HOW DO I