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14

May

The Fifty *Real* Rules of Magic, by Reddit

13

Apr

aww I’m so flattered!  ^^ excuse me while I spend the night blushing…

aww I’m so flattered!  ^^ excuse me while I spend the night blushing…

29

Mar

PSA:

abrickonjupiter:

STOP PACING EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

I have more of a problem with the constant clinking of the bottle opener.

Rage.

so

much

rage.

30

Sep

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding in a car and get pulled over…

Heisenberg is in the driver’s seat, the officer asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!” The officer looks at him confused and says, “You were going 108 miles per hour!” Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, “Great! Now I’m lost!” The officer, now more confused and frustrated, orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, “Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?” Schrodinger angrily yells back, “We do now, asshole!”

05

Sep

shoosh pap is the most fun thing ever.

15

Aug

Almost every social interaction ever.  Unless we’re good friends.  You know who you are.

(Source: niillavaniillar02e)

12

Aug

If only you were here, things would be more magical. If I was there, right now would be more radical
hellogoodbye

my font, yo!

infrequentdesign replied to your photo

Dat kerning

Ahaha I knowwww it’s all weird.  The l’s were SUPER weird until I redid them to be a sort of cursive…

11

Aug

OK to make a font out of your own writing

forteh:

-plusle:

chupa-tee:

kittenmogu:

chromehearts:

pelicaneggs:

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

03

Aug

So new scarf!  And bored Emily, woo woo.

So new scarf!  And bored Emily, woo woo.